There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go to sea and fight pirates. She’ll fall in love with a man who’ll wait two-thousand years to keep her safe. Tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.
damn you Canada
no one’s gonna take away our right to bear eggs
comparison’s pretty accurate, both objects have been know to kill when put in the hands of the stupid
what are those egg things?
They’re kinder eggs. A nice toy is inside each little thing BUT I GUESS SOMEONE CHOKED ON ONE AND DIED SO THEY’RE ILLEGAL IN THE US
CANADA’S GOT THEIR SHIT STRAIGHT
I'm only reblogging this because of the robin sparkles GIF